Planet
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It takes a planet
to explore the universe.
―Dylan Taylor
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Poem: Pluto Shits on the Universe
Poem: Astronomers Locate a New Planet
Poem: On Participating in Four Forms of Planetary Motion
Poem: [Down from another planet they have settled to mend]
Poem: I. Genesis: Animal Planet
There is a planet with clouds made of sand
The incredible shrinking planet
The most overhyped planet in the galaxy
The photoshoppers behind dream Jupiter photos
Astronomers are now obsessed with a particular gas on Venus
Mercury is the Inspectah Deck of planets
A gnarly new theory about Saturn’s rings
This Space Telescope’s Entire Job Is to Search For Signs of Life On 20 Distant Planets
Advanced Alien Civilization Discovers Uninhabitable Planet
Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet
Distant Planet Terrified It Might Be Able To Someday Support Human Life
NASA Discovers Distant Planet Located Outside Funding Capabilities
NASA Discovers Distant Planet With Conditions That Could Sustain Rocks
NASA Continues Search For Planet Capable Of Supporting NASA
NASA Discovers This Planet, Planet Earth, Just Might Be What It’s Been Searching For All Along
NASA Returns To Home Planet After Completing Mission On Earth
NASA Launches Probe To Find, Destroy Earth-Like Planet
NASA Says Presence Of Diving Board On Mars Confirms Planet May Have Once Contained Water
NASA’s Mars Roomba Begins Mission To Clean Dust From Planet’s Surface
Astronomers Discover Planet Identical To Earth With Orbital Space Mirror
Astronomers Discover New Planet That Really Makes Earth Look Like Shit
God Completely Fucked Up After Huffing Gaseous Planet
God Stumbles On Old, Beat-Up Planet That He Carved ‘Mötley Crüe’ All Over
More Affluent Americans Beating Heat By Summering On Cooler Planet
Economically Healthy 'Daily Planet' Now Most Unrealistic Part Of Superman Universe
Cockroaches Feeling Very Optimistic About Future Of Planet
38-Year-Old Assumed He’d Have Settled Down On Distant Monster-Filled Planet By Now
Laser Pointer Aimed Toward Space In 1997 Finally Annoying Planet 13 Light-Years Away
New Study Finds Earth’s Core Will Be Most Habitable Part Of Planet By 2060
Green Comet Slows Down To Gawk As It Passes Totally Wrecked Planet
Seattle’s Space Needle Blasts Off After Collecting Enough Rain For Home Planet
Panicking Climate Scientists Warn That Earth About To Go Off Huge Waterfall
Planet Earth Doesn't Know How To Make It Any Clearer It Wants Everyone To Leave
Man’s Garbage To Have Much More Significant Effect On Planet Than He Will
Planet Fitness Bans Proper Form
Conservationists Attempting To Get Head Start On Mars
Mars Rover Beginning To Hate Mars
NASA Designs Suit Capable Of Protecting Humans Hoping To One Day Live On Earth
Scientists Announce Earth’s Core Can Play Blu-Rays
New Environmental Initiative Calls For Planting 20 Million New Earths
Earth Passed Over For Invasion