Birthday
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Today you are you,
that is truer than true.
There is no one alive
who is youer than you.
—Dr. Seuss
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Go shorty,
it’s your birthday.
—50 Cent
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Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen.
—Jim Gaffigan
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When the candles on your cake burn down before they are all lit, you know you are getting up there.
—Catherine Pulsifer
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Let them eat cake.
—Marie Antoinette
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Tender age in bloom.
—Nirvana
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How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?
—Satchel Paige
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Poem: 44th Birthday Evening, at Harris’s
Poem: [i thank you god for most this amazing]
Report: Someone’s Got A Big Birthday Coming Up
Birthday Boy Admits Accepting Gifts
Trick Candles Just Making Birthday Boy Cry Harder
List Of Friends Revised After Birthday Party
Web Of Lies Surrounds Late Birthday Card
Happy Birthday Text To Mom Spirals Into Whole Conversation
Birthday Card Discreetly Passed Around Office Like Some Sort Of Covert CIA Operation
Bomb Squad Member Takes 7 Hours To Open Birthday Present
Trump Mouths Lyrics To ‘Happy Birthday’ While National Anthem Plays
Trump Family Takes Adorable Birthday Pictures Of Donald’s Face Covered In Cake
‘I Said No Gifts!’ Screams Mom As Cloud Of Birthday Presents Begins To Violently Swirl Around Room
Dog Allowed To Eat Whatever He Wants Off The Sidewalk On His Birthday
Area Man Just Realized He Doesn't Even Know When Barack Obama's Birthday Is
World Bowling Championship Postponed After Lanes Already Reserved For 11th Birthday Party
Jesus 'Really Dreading' This Next Birthday
Birthday Cards From Grandma Becoming More Religious
Report: It Must Be Mailman’s Birthday