Hotel
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Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at
the Hotel California
Any time of year
you can find it here
—Eagles
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Poem: The Inn at the Western Lake
Poem: Hotel de L'Univers et Portugal
This Hotel A Goddamn Maze, Reports Father
Dad Recommends Hotel 10 Miles Away From City You’re Visiting
Dad Has Some Choice Words About Hotel Bathroom’s Caulking
Late-Rising Hotel Guest Comes To Terms With Remnants Of Free Breakfast
Hotel Guest Surprised To Have Been Charged For Robe She Ate
Luxury Hotel Maid Folds Mattress Into Swan
Trump Accidentally Records Over Comey Meeting Tape With Idea For Candy Hotel
Pope Francis Packs Swimming Vestments Just In Case There Pool At Hotel
Fancy Water Cooler At Hotel Has Fish Floating In It