Bean
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"Well, first of all," said the BFG, "human beans is not really believing in giants, is they? Human beans is not thinking we exist."
"I do," Sophie said.
—The Big Friendly Giant
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Beans, beans,
the magical fruit,
the more you eat,
the more you toot,
the more you toot,
the better you feel,
so eat beans
for every meal.
—Anonymous
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