Brain
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My girlfriend and I went on a picnic, and I don't know how she did it, but somehow she got poison ivy on her brain, and the only way she could stop it from itching was if she thought about sandpaper.
—Steven Wright
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“Rabbit's clever,"
said Pooh thoughtfully.
"Yes," said Piglet,
"Rabbit's clever."
"And he has Brain," said Pooh.
"Yes," said Piglet,
"Rabbit has Brain."
There was a long silence.
"I suppose," said Pooh, "that's why
he never understands anything.”
―A.A. Milne
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You have brains in your head,
you have feet in your shoes,
you can steer yourself
any direction you choose.
―Dr. Seuss
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The butterfly’s brain,
the size of a grain of salt,
guides her to Mexico.
―Braided Creek
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No one: What do we want?
Zombies: Brains!
No one: When do we want it?
Zombies: Brains!
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Poem: I felt a Funeral, in my Brain, (340)
Poem: Thy gift, thy tables, are within my brain (Sonnet 122)
Poem: Your Brain is Not a Prison
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