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Hey, kool thing.

—Sonic Youth

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My baby lives
in shades of cool.

—Lana Del Rey

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‘cause I'mma mellow
like Jell-ello,
cool like lemonade.

—Beastie Boys

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'cause I'm cooler than
a polar bear's toenails.

—Outkast

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I'm cool like that.

—Digable Planets

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Whoa…
My life was cool.

—Butthead

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Poem: We Real Cool

Poem: Cool Dust

Poem: Hot Sun, Cool Fire

Poem: The Wild Swans at Coole

Poem: The Happiest Day

Poem: Eros at Temple Stream

Poem: It was not Death, for I stood up (510)

Poem: Lingering in Happiness

Gwendolyn Brooks

The rhythm of 'We Real Cool'

Jazz poetry

Coolio

Cool jazz

Birth of the Cool

Cooler

Report: 83% Of Americans Just Want To Put On Sunglasses And Say ‘Let’s Do This’

Cool Skydiver Only Uses One Parachute Strap

Genealogists Find 99% Of People Not Related To Anyone Cool

Report: $14 Trillion Spent Annually On Trying To Look Cool

Unbelievably Cool Group From High School Still Unbelievably Cool

Crime Scene Used To Be Cool

Couple Of Cool Guys Just Hanging Out

Cool Basketball Fan Calls Sport 'B-Ball'

Nation Vies For   Approval Of Cool Dog

Cool Dog Doesn’t Give A Shit About Other Dog Passing Him On Sidewalk

U.S. Navy Creates Cool New 'Ping' Sound

Obama Blasted By Cool, Refreshing Air

Area Man Realizes He's Not The Cool Uncle

Ford Recalls 2010 Mustang For Being Too Cool

Freshman Dorm Kept Cool By 870 Fans

Study Finds Only 2% Of Americans Can Draw Cool Flames

Area Man Dying To Tell Someone His Cool Password

Cool Dentist Doesn't Give A Shit About Patients' Flossing

New Study Shows That Bones Are Incredibly Cool

You Know, I Used To Be Kind Of Cool Once

Area Bar Used To Be Cool; Now Lame

Report: Causes Of Death Getting Less Cool Over Time

3 Cool Lighters We Found At Our Uncle's House

Study Finds Owning Cool Leather Jacket More Rewarding Than Raising Children

Trump Boys Defend Sending Saudi Arabia Plans For Cool Missile On Personal Etch A Sketch

Rec Sports League Organizer Needs To Cool It With The Emails

Cool Glitch Effect On Movie Studio Logo Must Mean Shit About To Go Down

Concept Car Designers Struggling To Think Of Cool New Ways For Doors To Open

Cool Guy From Middle School Still Sporting Phat Pair Of JNCOs

Dorito-Factory Employee Can't Get Cool-Ranch Smell Out Of Clothes

Cool Guy Kept Up All Night By Intrusive Memories Of All The Times He Was Awesome

'Well, That Was Cool,' Say Archaeologists Before Dumping Bones Of King Richard III Back Into Hole

Man Given 3 Months To Live Spends All Of It Reading Up On How Cool Ninjas Were

BP Apologizes For Thinking Oil Would Look Cool Spilled Into Ocean Like It Does In Puddles

Fireflies, Bullfrogs And Other Cool Things You Can See In The Woods Near Our Cousin's House

FTC Rules Businesses Must Disclose Whether They Actually Cool Or Just Use Minimalist Branding

Climate Summit Leaders Salvage Trip With Joint Statement That Scotland Has Some Pretty Cool Castles

Report: U.S. Death Rates From Drugs, Suicide, And Alcohol Have Greatly Increased, But Not In A Cool Rock And Roll Way

Chemistry Teacher Encouraging Students To Fuck Around With Bunsen Burners In Last-Ditch Effort To Prove Science Is Cool

Secondhand Smoke Linked To Secondhand Coolness

Man Who Pulls Up With Music Pumping Probably Coming From Someplace Cooler

Big Wrench Cool

Cool Ashtray Found

Cool Leaf Carried A Couple Feet

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