Cat
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I used to love dogs
until I discovered cats.
—Nafisa Joseph
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Many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats.
—Mason Cooley
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I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It’s not. Mine had me trained in two days.
—Bill Dana
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There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
—Albert Schweitzer
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In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods. They have not forgotten this.
—Terry Pratchett
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Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause the most inconvenience.
—Pam Brown
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How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then to rest afterward.
—Spanish proverb
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We should sit like a cat
and wait for the door
to open.
―Braided Creek
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Time spent with cats is never wasted.
—Sigmund Freud
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Poem: Finding the Cat in a Spring Field at Midnight
Poem: Macavity: The Mystery Cat
15 great cat poems not written by cats
Kitten Thinks Of Nothing But Murder All Day
Free-Thinking Cat Shits Outside The Box
War On String May Be Unwinnable, Says Cat General
House Cat Announces Plans To Just Sit There For 46 Minutes
No Amount Of Training Could Have Prepared Cat For First Experience Seeing Mouse In Real Life
Family Members Locked In Heated Bidding War To Convince Cat To Sleep In Their Bed
Rain-Drenched Cat Announces It Ready To Stay Inside And Be Part Of Family
8th Cat Acquired In Hopes Of Easing Tension Between First 7 Cats
Woman Annoyed Cat Would Rather Play With Hair Tie Than Expensive Gaming Console She Bought It
Cat Looking Out Window, Bird Form Unbelievably Intense Fifth-Of-A-Second Bond
Man Stays Up Most Of Night Rocking Cat Back To Sleep
Blender Left On To Keep Cat Company
Inspiring Cat Overcomes Prejudice To Win Westminster Dog Show
Indoor Cat Wouldn’t Last A Day In The High-Octane World Of Street Racing
Depressed Cat Just Going Through Motions Of Destroying Couch
Study: 90% Of All Meowing Comes From Owners Trying To Get Cats To Meow Back
Area Cat Allergic To Kevin Strenlow Dander
Wriggling Cat To Be Held Until It Accepts Its Fate
Cat Placed On 5 Minutes’ Half-Assed Observation After Possibly Ingesting Plastic Thing
Cat Internally Debates Whether Or Not To Rip Head Off Smaller Creature It Just Met
Frustrated Man Doesn’t Know What Else He Can Do To Get Cat Purring
Internet Cat Has Girth That One Might Say Is Unusual Among His Species
Dignified Cat Dressed In Adorable, Painful Sweater
Report: Cat Can Tell You’ve Been Drinking Again
Middle-Aged Cat Can’t Begin To Compete With Adorable Kittens On Internet
Cat Too Evil To Pet, Too Soft Not To
Cats try catnip for the first time
Purring is a love language no human can speak
I could pee on this (and other poems by cats)
A cartoon tribute to cats, & the poets who loved them
Cats give the laws of physics a biiiiig stretch
The man who reinvented the cat
Cats filled the prison. Then the inmates fell in love.
Cat paw prints in 12th century tiles
Cat theme (from Peter and the Wolf)
Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats