Alien
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Will there be another race to
come along and take over for us
Maybe martians could do
better than we've done
We'll make great pets
—Porno For Pyros
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Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.
—Arthur C. Clarke
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
—Calvin and Hobbes
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The truth is out there.
—X-Files
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I turned into a martian today.
—Misfits
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Poem: Explaining Villanelles to an Alien
Poem: Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence
Poem: On Meeting Robert Hayden in a Dream
Poem: Tyranny of the Milky Way
Poem: Eating the Moon in Cotulla, TX
Advanced Alien Civilization Discovers Uninhabitable Planet
This Obviously Aliens’ First Abduction
Man Feels Like Whole Life Just Endless Cycle Of Work, Eat, Sleep, Get Abducted By Aliens
Report: Majority Of UFO Abductions Committed By Alien That Person Knows
Alien Still Hasn't Gotten Around To Listening To Whole Voyager Golden Record
Most Shocking UFO Sightings Throughout History
Government Closes Case On UFOs After Determining Sightings Just Routine Psylandorian Patrol Ships
FBI Director Wishes He Had Some Alien Thing To Cover Up
Aliens Demand More Positive Portrayal In The Media
Report: Amazon Using Heat-Sensing Alien Hunters To Track Workers Attempting To Unionize
James Dyson Meets In Secret With Alien Ambassador To Receive Technology For New Hand Dryer
There’s No Use Worrying Over Things The Parasitic Alien Lifeforms Living Inside Us Can’t Control
Literary Study Finds All Modern Narratives Derived From Classic ‘Alien Vs. Predator’ Conflict
Nobel Prize In Physics Awarded To Alien Giving Peace Sign Driving Tie-Dye VW Bug
Union Soldiers Battle Aliens At Annual Gettysburg Ahistorical Reenactment
Nation Demands NASA Stop Holding Press Conferences Until They Discover Some Little Alien Guys
Obama Practices Defiant Speech To Aliens Late At Night Behind Oval Office Desk
Egyptologists Unearth Depictions Of Simple Ramps, Levers Aliens Used To Build Pyramids
Festive Corn Maze Misread By Aliens As Declaration Of Intergalactic War
Aliens Pointedly Ignoring METI Transmissions Thought Scientists Would’ve Gotten Hint By Now
NASA Curiosity Rover Plummets 100 Feet Off Martian Crater Edge While Trying To Take Selfie
Alien World To Help Out Syria Since This One Refuses To
Pentagon Confirms UFOs Just Regular Planes And Nation Just High
Scientists Constructing Bricks From Simulated Martian Soil
Cosmologists: Aliens Most Likely Huge
Pope Francis Says He Would Baptize Martians
NASA: Humans Will Find Aliens Within Next 20 Years
Mars Rover Beginning To Hate Mars